Michel Thomas

Just been getting into the first few lessons of his Learn Spanish course on my delicious Creative Zen Micro, which I erroneously call an iPod (isn't it high time iPod became accepted slang for all mp3 players in the manner of sellotape, hoover etc?). Really beefing up my knowledge already, especially on grammar and pronunciation - I've been living in Valencia for a year and already have a lot of the vocabulary down. He must be pretty old though, it sounds like he's sucking a Werther`s Original the whole time.

Tee Hee (Update)

Just click on 'Woodcock' in my entry 'Tee Hee' and you'll get a direct link to the meaning eater. Now we can all write nonsense poetry like Chris Morris.
Not that anyone's going to visit this blog. Not with sites like 'Naked Asian Girl' around. Rumpole!!!

a FUCKING tracklisting you CUNT!

English humour, ay? The finest in the world. All cancer and paedophiles. The Americans say (adopt mosquito-like whine) 'Uh, why is that funny?' A friend told me 80% believe in creationism. For goodness sake. That's why Oprah's got a TV show instead of being as nature intended her - alone, scared and crying. Anyway...
I'm hoping to DJ in sunny Valencia town. The tracklisting of my historic first promo CD follows.
¡Joder! y'all!

'BEEF'

1. I'm A Man CHICAGO / RUB N TUG
2. Tropical Soundclash DJ GREGORY / KENNY DOPE
3. Dreadlocked Woman 2 MANY DJ'S
4. Dat Dere BOBBY TIMMONS
5. Live At 2-37 PESHAY
6. Sebastiana GAL COSTA
7. Afro Temple SABU MARTINEZ
8. Peas N Rice FREDDIE McCOY
9. Flashback FAT FREDDY'S DROP / JAZZANOVA
10. Break You Off THE ROOTS & MUSIQ
11. She Lives In My Lap OUTKAST
12. Illa ZINC
13. Black Waders BEN & THE PLATANO GROUP
14. Ensadinado FATS SADI
15. Jeep Blues PIERO UMILIANI

Lots of jazz cos I'm going to a jazz club tomorrow an' I like jazz anyway.
Just say the word 'jazz'. Its funny.